...when you asked to get your car tuned they said, “All I got is Spongebob.”

Yo Mechanic is so dumb, when you told them your engine was flooded they said, “That’s weird, it hasn’t rained in weeks...”

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Yo Mechanic is so dumb, when you told them your car was push to start he got out and gave it a shove!

Yo Mechanic is so dumb, when you told them your car needed a jump they walked over to the front of it and yelled, “BOO!!”

Yo Mechanic is so dumb, when you took your Boxster in they popped the front and exclaimed, “Well there’s your problem!”

Yo Mechanic is so dumb they said, “Dem Nascars can only turn one direction because they ain’t got no alternators.”

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Yo Mechanic is so dumb, when you asked what weight oil they used they replied, “Oh about 2 or 3 pounds each.”