If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

"Hey, Siiiiiiir"

Sir: “Whaaaaat?”
Me: “Do you have your lights on?”
Sir: “No”
Me: “Well, turn them on”
Sir: “Why?”
Me: “What do you mean why? it’s 9:45PM”
Sir: “are my DLRs too dim?”
Me: “yeeees”

*Car behind me starts shinning brights because I didn’t reach all the way to the intersection*


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