Hey, Target, I'm freezing my ass off right now

I know you have to prepare for the next season in order to maximize sales and all, but here in the first week of January, when I’m experiencing to joys of sub-zero temperatures for the first time, I am more interested in buying long underwear and thick socks than I am in swimming trunks and sandals. Seriously - I cannot believe you’ve removed those things already from stores in the Midwest. You’re based in Minnesota - you should know better.


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