If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Hey Zoidberg

I think I found you the perfect house. It’s a brand new 3500 Sq. Ft. “luxury home” with L bracket shelving in every bedroom. No closets because at 3.5 million asking price you’ll have to make due with the clothes on your back. Oh... And the doorknobs alternate between gold and silver. You in?

The above picture is the master bedroom, and no, the door does not open all the way due to shelf placement. Yes, there are seriously no bedroom closets. And yes, this is actually a just-built house.


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