ICYMI: PS9 relaunched Oppo earlier.

Because of this, I thought it’d be a good idea to introduce myself to everyone! Also, way back whenever I made this account I didn’t. I think.

Anywho, here we go! I’ve been lurking since late 2011, and I made a Burner account that I used for one or two years until I went on vacation and forgot the username and password. As a sophomore in high school, I had cleared my web history and cookies for... reasons... and so I had no hope of recovering it (although I can think of a few easy ways now, such as googling a post title and “Oppo.” Shit.) I made saabstory in anticipation of buying a minty-ish Saab 900 and chronicling my adventures. This never came to fruition. My absolute favorite brand is Saab. Today on mile 36 of a bike ride I saw a cream Sonett II and welped. It was beautiful. My family’s only car is a 2006 Saab 9-5 Aero SportCombi. I change the oil, clean it regularly, and with the help of our indie, will put polyurethane bushings all up in that bitch. My favorite car-related memory is learning to drive stick from my uncle in Southern Utah in a 300,000-mile GMC Sierra. I also got the Torchbug blessed by a priest in Barcelona last summer. That was boss.

If you live in the northwest (around Seattle) you should come hang out with me and PetarVN and some other dudes from the region this summer. I think that Dusty Ventures and Petar are planning on going to Dirtfish rally school. #saablyfe