Got a few minutes of your time?

I’m pretty much useless.

I can’t even have a decent part-time job without fucking things up, I can’t help out my friends and family, I wasted so much funds, and I finally failed college. Again. After so many quarters.

E̞v̩̝̘͖̩͔e̸r͈̰̥y̧͎̦ṭ̬̜͎͕̖ͅh͏i̫̣̻̖͎̭̪n͓̜͕̺̥̠̻͞g̸̭̝̻ ͚̖I̼̘ ̱̦̺d͈̘̟o̗̘̮͇͚̙ ͍̦͇̲i̝̻͎̬̞̮̬s̖̙̞͚̗̳̫ ͍̼͉̳ͅju̜͠s҉̫̜͈̻̖͈͔t̫̫̻̗̙͔͎ ̼̳̖̼̬ͅw̩̤̣̠̖̝͍͡a̱̳̬̥̝͝s͏̯̲t͈̩̱̺e͙̥͝f̣͚͞ul̙̥ͅ.͎̬ ̙͇H̦̺̯ͅͅa̢̺̫͚v͏e͓͝ ̝͓͉̝̖a̸̟̱̯̫n̪͎̘͓͜ͅ ̖͚͙͕̬͎͠F̹͕͔D͜3҉̪̻̹S͇ ̥͍̭̣̯f̢̤̹̺͍ó͓͇̦̯̪̥̩r̗̤̗̙̯̱͚͟ ͖y̰̹̻͜oư͈̣̩͉r̶̗͓͉̰͙̻̙ ͚͢t̡̖̜͈i̤̩̺̱͔ͅm̫̣̥̫e̩̭ ̺̪-͚͙̀ ̗̜̯̳̹͉̤͝a̷̲̜̖͈ ̰͕͇͞c̼a̝̝̟̩͡r̻͈ ͔͓̮͚̮͎̱I̸̖̺̹̤ ͈͎w̤̭͚̪͈̬̫͢ịl̞̻͔͖̹͚l̥̘̲̙̹ͅ ͏̱͉͉̙̘͈n̪͉̯̺̬̱̠͢e͏͔̻̜͙͔̳v̺̟͎̮̲̻̘͜e̥r̺̯̺̮̘͔ͅ ̴g͇̱̥̕e̵t̜̮͢ ̶͕̝̖̞t̷̙̼͚̜̦h̷̺̭̪͈̟̫͍e̳͚͇ͅ p̮̬̼͟ḽ̹̰̮e͙͡ás̞̱͙̤ͅu͈͉̯͕̳̻r̺͓̘̳̳̫͘e͚̠̩ ̨͖͕͎͖̟̪ͅt̨̩̫͔̘ͅò̻ͅ ̸͚̗̞̼̻̠s̸̟̞͈̙̘̹̜i͍̼̥̼̮t͓͉͖͇̱̲ ͏̙̺̰͎͕i̷n̼̖̙͉̤̞.͚̫

But yeah, how are you doing, Oppo? As you can tell, I’m fine.