apparently we burnt down 5575 cars over the course of last year

a thousand more than last year... (i havent checked if more french people moved here last year)

also as im always third party insured.. my insurance will not pay out for carbeeques..... my entirely seperate random damages insurance might tho (im insured for up to 2 million dollars oooo.... its the best thing ever when you have kids that occasionally accidentally break other peoples stuff)