Alright, Mitsubishi. We get it. You hate everybody in America, which is why you’re taking your most cherished performance nameplates from the past two decades and tacking it onto a crossover. The only non-crossover vehicle you sell is a Mirage, which is bottom-of-the-barrel transport for people who want to buy new but can’t afford much.
Who in the hell is in your marketing department? Why are you doing this? Why can’t you use any of the other names for your awful, bloated excuses of automotive misery?
Hot take: Mitsubishi should pull out like Suzuki already did.