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Holy shit

I was out in the garage cleaning the bumper of the buick just now. I decided to go inside to get an old toothbrush, when I look down and there's a MASSIVE FUCKING LIZARD (9-12 inches) about 2 inches from my knee. I got up (this time to get a long stick to push him out of the garage with) and took a picture when all of the sudden he runs into the corner of my garage. how do I get him out without a) him running further into the garage, b) me losing sight of him or c) the lizard dying. Help me oppo! Pic very related

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