Find a house you like? Accepted offer 5 minutes before you found it.
Oh you found another one? That one has an accepted offer from a month ago, no we don’t know why its still listed as for sale, enjoy watching it show up in your search results over and over.
This one looks good! Walk through - Photoshop should be banned.
Hey, how about this one? OK! Walk through - Is this a house for ants? Wide-angle lenses should be banned.
Days of nothing meeting your criteria. House appears in your search results, accepted offer before making it to the real estate sites.
Hmm, I should set a search alert for houses and filter on bathrooms, wait, I can only choose whole numbers, what if 1.5 baths is acceptable to me.
Maybe I should just buy a service garage and add 3 bedrooms to it....