Actually, you don’t have to vote. Honey Badger does not want to be President. Insomuch as we are planning a Single-Party system, then Honey Badger declares himself the Enforcement Branch of this Governing body. Honey Badger is the FBI, CIA, NSA, MI6, and the KGB all rolled into one.

As the poet said (and I’m parphrasing here): Friends, Oppos, Countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Trolls, not to feed them.