mysterious yellow orb appeared in the sky.. temperatures on the rise

its really quite nice out...

and you know what that means?

this fucking shit everywhere

Illustration for article titled hooray.... its puncture season at last!

motherfucker.....every year.. soon as the mysterious ball of heat turns up chucklefucks start smashing bottles in the street (i ought to rub their faces in it)

i dont get it.... over here you even get money back for returning the bottles

gaaaaaah... now i have to pay attention to all things sparkly on the road again


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