Chicago people, keep yo eyes peeled for my friend Matt's bike. Share this out to your people and get it back please! He is a great guy and I hate seeing this crap.
"Hey bike people (the pedal kind) some jackass broke into my garage and stole my bike, keep your eyes pealed for grey and white Klein Quantum Race with a carbon fork and red Rolf wheels. A dead give away would be someone riding it without pedal shoes."