Last night I came across this TopTenz video about Trump’s failed business ventures before 2016, most of them we are all aware of.

Anyway, it got me thinking of the cult of personality that is Donald John Trump, traits so strong that it made me realize that he never ventured into a sure thing, the one financial bet that he would always profit from and could always be in the media:

HE SHOULD BE THE HEAD OF HIS OWN MEGACHURCH!

I’m dead serious. He could leave Joel Olsteen, Creflow Dollar, and many others combined in the dust with his own megachurch all because of his cult of personality.

Am I wrong?