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How Close I Was Last Night

To having venison steaks:

(dashcams have wide angle lenses, closer than it looks, yadda yadda)

Upon reviewing the rear cam’s footage, the fucker almost took out the car coming the oppo direction as well!

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I had JUST dipped my beams, too. Guess from now on I’ll be like “FUCK ONCOMING TRAFFIC, I NEED TO SEE DEERS!” and leave them on.

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