How do you even ask ANYONE out?

Do you even think of doing that? Do you just wait for someone to tell you to go see movies together? What is dating? Is everyone a rapist?

Romantic love should just die, easier that way. It’s bullshit, not a real thing, and frankly we’re better off genetically modifying ourselves to be immortal and asexual. That should do it. Probably.


Or maybe just take the longer road. Big group, clique, core friends, then anything goes from there.

Ugh. My life, right?

Also, this thing.

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