5:15PM, December, dark AF out, SNOWING (8-12 inches on the way), I see what I thought was a beater with dim sealed beams heading the opposite direction hugging the shoulder as it was hard to see the lines with the 45mph 2-lane road covered in snow.

NOPE, just a moron in an orange Crosstrek with JUST ITS DRLS ON. After it passed me I saw ZERO tail lights lit up. And the car behind it wasn’t flashing or honking or anything.