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I picked eight pounds of raspberries earlier today, so now I’m celebrating with a massive raspberry mohito, and getting ready to grill some wagyu beef burgers. Fries too! Sweet potato or Russet..? Or both? Both.


Despite being 200 pounds, I’m a total lightweight and this drink is going to get me pretty smashed no questions asked. Which means these burgers should end up being fantastic. Did I mention it’s strictly mozerella tonight? Yeah. Delish. Seven ounces of rum is like four shots, right? Well, I’m halfway through, and no grammatical errors yet!

So how’s your night goig oppo

Ps: raspberry bushes have no thorns! Who knew?! Not me, that’s for sure. Suck it, blackberry bushes. I don’t need you anymore


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