• Rare? Check
  • Pretty? Check
  • Great colour? Check
  • Practical? Check (for Oppo values of practical)
  • Vee-frickin-12? Check
  • Massive improvement on the original? Double check

I get all that. And I’m a Jag fanboy so I’ll even overlook all the downsides. But SEVENTY THOUSAND POUNDS? I don’t think so.