I have never owned a “fast” car. I wish I had something with a big, rumbly V8 engine and the ability to perform raucous burnouts and run the 1/4 mile in less time than a geological epoch, and thanks to the power of Logic I can do this.

Buick LeSabre: 205hp

Honda Civic: 107hp

Mazda Miata: 120hp

All together that gives me 432hp. Not bad, not bad at all, and actually places me just ahead of a 2013-2014 Ford Mustang GT, which makes 420hp out of its 5.0 V8.

So let’s hear it Oppo, how much horsepower have you owned over the years? Can you even remember it all?