Buy new 2017 Ferrari 488 Spider

Don’t forget $30,000 in options. Then add $37,000 in ‘other options’ one of which presumably is the custom Verde - British Racing Green.

Total cost $363,425.00

Then........drive, or rather DON’T DRIVE your new Ferrari. Well, maybe drive it a few times. But don’t go crazy. Keep the mileage under 375 miles.

No, seriously, keep the plastic on the seats, and don’t get any fingerprints anywhere. It’s a damn Ferrari. Look at it.....don’t touch, don’t drive.

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Then, when you’ve tired of your Ferrari, after only three hundred and seventy five damn miles......list it on Ebay with no reserve.

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And sell it for $255,000 which is $110,000 less than you paid.

Make a note to yourself to not pay $300 per mile the next time you buy/sell your new Ferrari.

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To recap: $110,000+ for 377 miles. Ouch.

Edit: It sold, but not really....it’s still listed for $339k on Dupont Registry. Still no excuse not to drive the damn car, it’s gonna be a $50k loss anyway.