When I worked in my last job me and my coworker made three unofficial rules for life the universe and everything. Here they are:
fuck mess up.
2) If you’re
fucking messing up don’t get caught.
3) If you’re messing up and getting caught don’t talk to cops or journalists.
We can now add a 4th requirement to the list:
4) If you’re on the run from the cops do not drive a diamond studded Mercedes.
A 45 year old Georgian national accused of embezzling money was caught driving around in Belarus in a diamond studded Mercedes. This raises an important question. Namely: “How are you smart enough to defraud investors, but dumb enough to try to run from the cops in a diamond studded Mercedes”
I’ve never been to Belarus, but I imagine the car mix is a bunch of Lada’s with some trucks and Toyota’s thrown in.
If one was on the lam from the police one might consider the trusty Lada 1600 to maintain a low profile.