You can’t see it from this angle, but he was on the line and basically left no more than 8" between the Jeep and his car. Like, I don’t know that the Jeep driver could even fit between the cars. Jeeps are probably the last cars you ever want to block in like that.

He was also a doucheweed who didn’t even tip the $0.30 change he got back in Starbucks. Which is probably why I got my coffee first, despite being behind him on line (he sweetly let the door close in my face despite being three feet behind him) and having espresso shots in my coffee.

I hope the Jeep owner got there first.