Here’s a bunch of fun stuff perpetrated by one incredibly annoying co-worker:

1) Smoke, and take four or five 10-15 minute smoke breaks every day, usually during peak times

2) quit smoking, and then take at least two 15 minute breaks (when most take only one, if that) that usually stretch to 25 minutes or longer

3) Run out to the roach coach, taking yet another break, bring back food and eat it at your workstation (where eating isn’t permitted)

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4) Take your full hour for lunch, but instead of eating at that time, bring back food that you eat at your workstation (once again, not permitted) during working hours, letting others do your work for you

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5) Always choose the workstation that is hidden from view of the security cameras so that you can spend a good portion of your day ignoring work and instead spend your day texting and posting on FB. Double your efforts to not work on weekends or when your supervisor is on vacation

6) Don’t wear socks, and then turn on a space heater to full on 90+ degree days, roasting your co-workers, because your fucking ankles are cold

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7) Work in an organization that serves the disabled community and use your mother’s handicap parking permit to park next to the office, leaving those that are legitimately disabled to park in remote parking spaces

8) Constantly bitch, whine and complain about how much you dislike your job and the customers

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