It starts with a simple self evaluation - Are you driving a diesel vehicle? If so, choose an available diesel pump. Are you an aging hippie liberal douche in a Prius with a stupid confused look on your stupid face?

THEN DON’T PARK AT THE ONLY DIESEL PUMP AT THE STATION WHEN THERE ARE FIVE EMPTY GAS PUMPS RIGHT NEXT TO IT!!!!!!!!

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