The landlord at work just dropped off a delicious Eli’s cheesecake. Someone kindly put the nutrition information right in front of the box. According to the label, a “slice” is 1/16 of the cake and has 460 calories.

UPDATE: Another coworker just broke the plastic wrap and discovered that the cheesecake is frozen solid. So we’re going to have to wait a while for it to thaw before anyone can indulge in oh-so-delicious nutritional suicide.

UPDATE 2: I made my lunch, because that damn cheesecake is still frozen anyway. Yes, I’m the kind of guy who makes his own sandwiches at work, because I am too lazy to make them at home, and I hate eating a cold sandwich that’s been sitting in the fridge all morning.