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How to meet a fellow Oppo

Identify that you and other Oppo will be in the same area at the same time.

Learn details of other Oppo’s car.

See the car go by on the road while spectating traffic from road shoulder.

Pursue at high (relative) speeds through many mountainside corners.

Catch up and excitedly introduce yourself, then realize that your only possible topic of conversation is about cars.


Don’t do it like this.

(Great to meet you, Wrong_Wheel_Drive_NOT!)

(Edit: Yes, there are also other ways to meet another Oppo of course.)

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