Step 1: Don’t retire 5 school district-owned vehicles at 9 years of age with less than 30,000 miles on the clock. These cars aren’t idled and see very light use, they’ll last a lot longer than 30,000 miles and 10 years of age.

Step 2: Don’t replace those aforementioned 5 school district-owned vehicles with $155,000 worth of 2017 Ford Explorers.

Step 3: Fix the fuckin’ roads instead of buying unnecessary vehicles.