OK so you seriously can’t make this shit up. My neighbor’s nephew was high AF on something or other, lit his SUV on fire, then managed to stab a hole in my neighbor’s gas tank using a kitchen knife. The fire department patched the hole temporarily with some putty or something.
My question is, how do you drain a gas tank on a ~2000 Ranger? We haven’t been able siphon it so far cause there’s some anti-theft thing going on. Do we just enlarge the hole in the bottom of the tank and empty it into a bucket? It’s only like 5 gallons of fuel.
I’m afraid someone’s going to flick a cigarette butt and send the whole damn thing up like a late-summer Christmas tree.