What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled How To Talk To A Woman Who Is Wearing A Racing Helmet

Some people have a hypothesis of how to talk to women wearing headphones, but what about women wearing racing helmets?

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If the woman is a professional racer, use the radio, just as you would for a man wearing a racing helmet. If necessary, tell her where her boyfriend is, so said boyfriend doesn’t wreck her.

Looking at you Ricky, you lovable wrecking ball
Looking at you Ricky, you lovable wrecking ball
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If the woman is not a professional racer, then you don’t have a radio, and she can’t hear you anyway, because racecars are loud. Go buy a radio. Even better, go put your own helmet on, because it’s your turn to drive next.

Maybe this is Stef? I don’t know. UPDATE: Not Stef, but a dude.
Maybe this is Stef? I don’t know. UPDATE: Not Stef, but a dude.

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