Me: *driving* “Wow, that is a really clean Daewoo Leganza. Most of those are either in the junkyard or should be.”

Friend: “Want me to take a picture of it?”

Me: *realizing I look like a complete dork for getting excited over the least interesting car ever* “No, it’s nothing, who cares?”

Friend: “You seemed interested in it, I’m gonna take a picture for you!”

Me: “You really don’t need to bother, we’re getting off at this exit anyway.”

Friend:

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I’m even prepared to forgive her for the portrait orientation.