I <3 multiple engines

Me: I’ve been thinking of ways to build a car with two engines.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because then it would have two engines.

Friend: But having two engines adds a lot of weight.

Me: True, but it would have two engines! Two engines make double the power!

Friend: But you can get double the power by modifying or swapping one engine.

Me: Yes, but then it wouldn’t have two engines. I need two engines.

Friend: That doesn’t make any logical sen-

Me: TWO ENGINEESSSS!!!!!!

I’m not exactly sure why I like twin-engine’d things, but I just do. I think they just speak to my inner child in a way that nothing else does. Nothing says “I have absurd power” like a thing with two or more engines ;)

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