Me: I’ve been thinking of ways to build a car with two engines.
Me: Because then it would have two engines.
Friend: But having two engines adds a lot of weight.
Me: True, but it would have two engines! Two engines make double the power!
Friend: But you can get double the power by modifying or swapping one engine.
Me: Yes, but then it wouldn’t have two engines. I need two engines.
Friend: That doesn’t make any logical sen-
Me: TWO ENGINEESSSS!!!!!!
I’m not exactly sure why I like twin-engine’d things, but I just do. I think they just speak to my inner child in a way that nothing else does. Nothing says “I have absurd power” like a thing with two or more engines ;)