...but my wife said it was time to stop playing and sit down fofr dinner

Illustration for article titled I almost got extended insurance to my jet engine powered 2018 Pontiac...

I like to fuck with those robocaller. TOday’s call was extended warranty on my vehicle. The initial caller took the model year, mileage condition and my name and transferred me over to an accounts douche manager. I can’t believe i made it passed that. You would think they would pick up on the model but no. The guy asked a bunch more information about condition, maintenance history and modifications. Yea I modified it, I said “it didn’t have the balls to get going quick enough on the highway so I installed a jet engine” he said ok and just kept on going. At this point I had to hang up.


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