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I have bid on a vintage percolator, and with ten hours left I’m still the only bidder so it looks like it’s mine now.

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Before the coffee lovers on this site start getting verbally abusive in the comments, I promise I don’t hate coffee. It’s just, I’m not really drinking it for the flavor so it doesn’t matter how it tastes. If I can choke down Red Bull I can stomach perc coffee.

A percolator works for me because it can also double as an electric kettle while taking up less space than a drip machine with the same capacity. Counter space is at a premium in my kitchen.

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