If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

I am a mess today, Oppo.

Here is a buffer against the horrific image to follow. Do not proceed if you are faint at heart.

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Don’t say I did not warn you.

I appear to have developed an infection in my lower eyelid, which is red, swollen and painful.

My eye seems to be fine, but I feel awful. I will be headed to the doctor when they open. Crap.

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