All this sweet MOPAR I posted today and not a peep from my pal in Jersey. We are a softer breed out here on the west coast, and I am hurt. I am like a Chihuaha, my brother, which is a breed you understand. We are fiercely loyal, even against enemies we cannot hope to defeat. But we demand attention.

Not to mention THIS FUCKING CADDY! It made me think of you the moment I saw it. You know I love you..

You know we love you out here in crazy land.