“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been driving stability and being, like, really sporty,” the BMW continued. “Crooked Internet Nerds also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman’s car, to Ultimate Driving Machine, to massive cash cow (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not a sedan, but a coupe ... and a very stable coupe at that!”