And then I want to build a quarter mile dirt track on my property, and race shitbeat Cavaliers around it. You can’t tell me y’all haven’t thought of this before. I wouldn’t even prep them, literally just rotate street-legal Cavaliers. Every time one dies, swap it out for a new $250 shitbox.

Yes I know that’s a Sunfire, but does it really matter? How about just a field of GM J-Cars?