I Beige in the Blood of My Enemies

Most vanilla cars have nuts in them, and I’m the pecan almond a world full of cashews. All of my champagne ship trophies are for participation, and even though I’m one of the millions suffering from colorblandness, I think boring can be restoring. Sometimes the best way to standout is to step back, kin. I beige against the machine on a daily basis and if that’s a problem then you can cashmere outside, how ‘bout that?

Anyways, even though the XF is dirty, my phone finally caught the beige paint when it wasn’t looking silver. Not the most interesting car in any parking lot (I purposely covered up the 3 series wagon with this angle) but the job gets done briskly and without a being noticed. Good car!


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