A big, blue, land-yacht thing.
Behold the 1987 Mercury Grand Marquis in all of it’s 5.0L, couch cusion goodness. And I towed it 110km with my Nissan Xterra. Picked this bad boy up for $500 with just 56,000kms on the clock, a one owner car. I bought it as a demo derby car, but a quick once-over shows that she might be a little too clean for that.