If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

I bought a thing

I spent my birthday money.


This bike purchase was dangerous in ways that I did not expect. This fucking RevZilla is like an online crack dealer. I’m like “ooh...that ...and that ....aaand that!”

They also have the best customer service of any on line store I have ever used, and they send you discounts so they keep you addicted to their shit.

Don’t buy motorcycles if you like having money and hate buying shit you don’t need just because it would be awesome on your bike. Don’t be like me. Drive a Camry. Be responsible. Don’t covet parts.

I had this exchange with the lady who donated the Spitfire after she came to my house to get it after I stored it:


It ain't like I'm the only one.

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