I brokedown on the motorway last week, I was crying so hard the taxi driver had to pull over.

I was sat in traffic the other day, when I got run over.

My son drives a BMW, so it was no surprise when he left home with no indication.

I phoned my mother the other day to say we won’t be round for dinner as my girlfriend got a puncture. She had such disappointment in her voice as she said, ‘oh son, I was hoping you had finally met a real woman’.

I was parking at work the other day when I realised I had forgotten something, my car, I forgot my car.