Two guys paused outside my cube...

1 How was your weekend?

2 Great, I got married.

1 Congratulations! Why are you here and not on a honeymoon?

2 We leave on the 7th for a cruise.

1 You two got together pretty recently didn’t you?

2 Three months ago.

1 Wow, that was fast.

2 I don’t want to sound shallow, but she’s gorgeous and the perfect person for me in every way.

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Conversation fades as they walk away.