Two guys paused outside my cube...
1 How was your weekend?
2 Great, I got married.
1 Congratulations! Why are you here and not on a honeymoon?
2 We leave on the 7th for a cruise.
1 You two got together pretty recently didn’t you?
2 Three months ago.
1 Wow, that was fast.
2 I don’t want to sound shallow, but she’s gorgeous and the perfect person for me in every way.
1 Lamborghini’s are gorgeous and... Well they’re gorgeous when you first get them too, but then you have maintenance, insurance and...
Conversation fades as they walk away.