So my wife’s sister lives with her girlfriend, who is an alcoholic and just got her first motorcycle, a 600-cc class sportbike that is obviously too much bike for her.

So when she inevitably crashes it and totals it, I almost want to sweep in and get the engine and transmission, if they’re still good:

and find a tiny convertible to transplant them into. One of these would be awesome:

Or this could be even better: