When left to my own devices, I often do some dumb-shittery. What follows is exactly that.

It’s a 2018 Equinox LT. I got $7,200 off of sticker (!) and I love it. I will miss the Camaro Turbo 4 but it was high time I had something more comfortable and more usable. The Cruze hatch was a close second but this was actually CHEAPER! Due to current incentives. Make that make sense in your head. It has niceties like dual zone climate control, a first for me. Heated seats, side blind zone alert (just neat, OK?) As well as a host of other shit you don’t care about it. It is Pepperdust Metallic and I love it. Flame suit on.