If you haven’t had a tetanus booster in a while, you might want to steer clear of this man’s Honda Civic. Sporting a shark’s mouth on the side and a unique half black/half rust paint job, it’s clear whoever drives this car clearly does not give a even a quarter of a fuck.
It’s worth mentioning that I spotted this car parked outside the local police station. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to why he was there.
I, for one, was there to see The Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne.
Ozzy Osbourne and his son Jack were in Muncie, Indiana today, likely filming a police ride-along for the second season of “Jack and Ozzy’s World Detour.” Being good student journalists (and massive Black Sabbath fans,) my roommate and I raced downtown as soon as we heard he was here.
While the Madman successfully eluded us and big TV politics kept us from getting virtually any questions answered, the rush and excitement of today served as a much-needed reminder of why I’m going into such a thankless field.