But I want it anyway

"Honey, what is this here on the floor?"

"That? Oh that's a miniature V8 engine."

"What is it for?"

"Oh just to have. You know. In case."

"In case?! In case what?"

"...In case I find something it could go in. Someday."

"Well, I don't want it here on the floor. It's in the way, just get it out of here."

"Alright, alright. Calm down, jeez."

*CVV puts Stinger 609 under the bed next to cat-back exhaust for car he no longer owns, an old mountain bike frame and a stack of computer hard drives*