So the Wauwatosa Patch (a local-news website) decided to get all spooky with a pumpkin gallery for their readers. Except, Andrew C Cain of Pleasanton, CA was reminiscing about a crisp fall night, their best girl, and a CJ-5. Or perhaps fantasizing. In any case, oopsie. Not sure whether this is scary, amazing, adorable, or something else entirely.

Here's a screenshot in case the Patch people actually figure out how to delete the photo.

And to you, Andrew Cain, congratulations. You have made some poor editor's life a living hell today.