After being told that Continental would not be shipping tires until mid-July, I broke down and called a local-ish chain. They had them for like $40 more a tire, but due to the weather and not liking the feeling of escaping death, I paid up. The car is SOOOOO MUCHHHHH quieter now, I can actually hear the exhaust when cruising now. I also didn’t start fish tailing at 46 in the rain on the way home, so that’s a bonus.
Shout out to the utility company for rutting the side of my driveway I use to not scrape.