Like nearly everyone civilized, I have a gmail account. I got it pretty early in gmail's life, so I've actually got first initial last name @ gmail.com.

I usually get emails for a fairly brand name opera vocal coach in New York. Sometimes I get stuff for a lawyer in DC. Tonight I got a bunch of photos of a large woman in a sparsely decorated apartment, under the subject line "what u missing"

I can only assume that someone with a name similar to mine just broke up with LaToria. I sent LaToria back a photo of me with Sir Jackie Stewart.